January 2011
Day 1: Explain your tumblr name.
Ugh, such a weird name, but whatever. ‘flaming pie’ is an obscure Beatles reference that you win at life if you understand. ‘oldest’ because I’m the oldest of five and ‘flaming pie’ sounded lonely as a name.
STOP JUDGING ME, it was the first thing that came to mind
imsureofthis:
ilovemyafro:
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1 tag
hella-booty:
mybloodismyink:
-karofsky:
...
JESUS BALE??? No, CHRIST COLFER.
darrencrississureofthis:
lupincantsing:
caribbeanstudy:
omg.
WHAT ABOUT CRISS CHRIST?!
What I think when kids in my class read
whatshelearnedfromyou:
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds...
6 tags
That moment when you realize that you've been out...
…
I feel like a horrible DCriss fan for not knowing...
eyeslikestarlight:
…but can someone tell me (and/or show me) where the whole “Darren doesn’t know” thing comes from?
A little American girl's reaction to her first...
Your period
darrencrississureofthis:
saladsally:
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw every bodies face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
The positives
You’re not pregnant
that one positive far outweighs the negatives
I...
Croissants After Butt Sex:... →
ivegotarmsandyouvegotlegs:
jellyfilledcondoms:
ifyoucaughtpneumoniaanddied:
Lacarnum Inflamare!: BLAINE IS MEETING BURT
chriscolfer-:
bethandbee:
lacarnuminflamare:
bethandbee:
Ausiello: It’s time for Blaine to meet the parent! Mike O’Malley told me…
AUTOMATIC REBLOG FOREVER
Two churches located across the street from each...
goldenglobewinnerchriscolfer:
slenderbro:
youspeakzefrenchtome:
blamemisha:
ultraball:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
OKAY THIS IS BEAUTY
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
I am dying kjsdhgjsdgds
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
terdfxcfdcsz
This will nevereverever get old EVER
GLEE ON DVD ON JANUARY 25?
iclemyer:
scarkidgleek-etc:
Will it include Darren’s audition clip?
Lacarnum Inflamare!: BLAINE IS MEETING BURT →
chriscolfer-:
bethandbee:
lacarnuminflamare:
bethandbee:
Ausiello: It’s time for Blaine to meet the parent! Mike O’Malley told me at the Golden Globes that there’s a big episode coming up where Burt is introduced to Blaine for the first time. “It’s a great story,” he said. “I just got the script.”
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
“Hello Mister Hummel, I was just….having sexual relations...
I've got a prompt:
goldenglobewinnerchriscolfer:
It’s based on Chris’ interview that came out last night and the “blame it on the alcohol” spoiler (which could be anything)
The Warblers throw their annual party, someone sneaks alcohol into the party, one thing leads to another,Kurt and Blaine admit their feelings for each other, and they start making out in one of the class rooms. They get caught by a teacher and...
goldenglobewinnerchriscolfer:
bethandbee:
homemadedarkmark:
cpcoulter:
ravenclawdia:
FOX is filming something at the Dalton shooting location towards the end of this month, and it’s labeled only as Blame It On the Alcohol.
Let’s mull that over for a bit.
Please tell me that those boys didn’t give Kurt any. We all know how that ends, don’t we, Bambi?
wait wait wait what hold up...
goldenglobewinnerchriscolfer:
ravenclawdia:
FOX is filming something at the Dalton shooting location towards the end of this month, and it’s labeled only as Blame It On the Alcohol.
Let’s mull that over for a bit.
Three words:
Drunk. Klaine. Sex.
’Kurt Hummel’ and ‘alcohol’ in the same scene that is not a wedding. And Blaine.
So I've never been kissed.
imsureofthis:
chatterboxrose:
WHERE THE HECK IS MY MATTHEW MORRISON?
5 tags
When it's one of those days when everyone on...
3 tags
So, I'm almost definitely getting that Gnome &...
If only becuase she hates gnomes and they remind her of dirty old men.
Interview: Darren Criss Humbly Calls Himself the... →
imsureofthis:
crawlthrutacos:
chriscolferistheawesome:
chrisadamdarrengerardlove:
AfterElton had the chance to briefly talk with Criss at the Fox All-Star Party during the recent Television Critics Association Winter Tour in Los Angeles. Despite being one of the most sought after interviews, Criss was relaxed, funny and gracious.
AfterElton: Hi, Darren. I’m with AfterElton— Darren...
OH MY GOSH ON MILLION DOLLAR MONEY DROP
nerdasaurus-rex:
Girlfriend: I’ve never had a Big Mac!
Boyfriend: I-WHAT?!
You think this is hard? Try feeling Blaine's penis...
goldenglobewinnerchriscolfer:
darrencrississureofthis:
I love this post and everything it choses to be.
5 tags
That awkward moment when you realize how many...
It’s times like these I wish I had a follower count at least in the double digits, y’know?
Until yesterday I've never been kissed
acciodesiree:
mustveknockedupsunshine:
I’LL
BUY
YOU
LUNCH
NO
MAKE OUT
^^^
SHUE YOU WHORE STOP KISSING EVERYBODY
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME
